I’m a dealer. It’s out.

Hi there,

This is the final email about the extra 10% off your first subscription.

I'll keep it simple.

If I was a drug dealer, I'd be handing out freebies to get you hooked and hoping you come back for more.

I'm doing the grown‑up, legal version of that.

Instead of trying to dazzle you with hype, I'm making it easier to stick with something that actually works.

Set up a subscription and you get an extra 10% off your first delivery.

That's it.

You use it. You see how it fits into your day.

If it earns a permanent spot, keep it on repeat. 


If it doesn't, you can change it, pause it, or cancel whenever you want.

No guilt. No games.

That's the offer.

Shop Now >>>​

Cheers,
James & Chris
Co-Founder, Neutonic

P.S. James's idea to make the email about drug dealing. Chris just eyerolled the entire concept, as per.

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